5:30 am — woken up by baby crying
6:30 am — woken up by husband in a sudden flurry of panic to get Drano from the store because there’s a 3″ deep puddle of standing water in the shower.
6:34 am — son comes in my room “where did daddy just go?!” (WHO CARES?! GO BACK TO BED!)
6:40 am — Boo argues with dog at the bottom of the stairs.
6:42 am — Boo arrives back in my room with a FLASHLIGHT to search for his daddy… whom he just witnessed leaving in a car.
6:47 am — flustered husband arrives home and is angry that CVS isn’t open when it clearly states on their website that they open at 7 am… oops… ?
7:30 am — husband leaves, baby wakes.
8:30 am — out the door to Target to acquire Drano. Add a pitstop at Whole Foods for cooking ingredients.
9:45 am — Operation Drano commences.
10:00 am — put baby down for nap. Baby throws Elmo out of crib. Crying ensues.
10:15 am — Operation Drano complete and successful!
10:30 am — Mommy retrieves Elmo from the floor. Baby sleeps. Mommy showers! Whoop!
11:15 am — Mommy foolishly starts making no-bake energy balls. Boo finds ants on the wall during snack time. Major ant invasion. Rapid clean up and Raiding occurs. Dead ants.
11:30 am — Resume energy ball making. Baby wakes, crying.
11:45 am — haul ass to make lunch, give baby a snack, and finish energy balls.
12:00 pm — forget about energy balls. Leave “batter” in the fridge.
12:15 pm — load kids into the car as fast as humanly possible to get them to the playground for picnic and playtime.
1:45 pm — Boo refusing to listen to mommy. Mommy finds a frog to show to Boo and friend. Friend quickly snatches it up and runs amok with it. Poor froggy. Squished froggy.
2:40 pm — Rest time. Finally. Mommy sits. Blogging begins.
Shower — 6
Ants — 5
Kids — 2
Frog — 1
Mommy — 0
After mommy runs.