“Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.”
“MICHAEL!”
“What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.”
“The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin’, man. L-I-V-I-N.”
Dawson: Slate man, why are you always such a dork man?
Slater: What are you talking about man?
Dawson: Check ya later! Check ya later!
Slater: Hey man, get off my case man.
Slater: What are you talking about man?
Dawson: Check ya later! Check ya later!
Slater: Hey man, get off my case man.
“When did he, when did he, when did he?”
“Tartlets? Tartlets? Tartlets? The word’s lost all meaning.”
“PIVOT!”
Tom Smykowski: It was a “Jump to Conclusions” mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor… and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.
Michael Bolton: That’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard in my life, Tom.
Samir: Yes, this is horrible, this idea.
Peter Gibbons: The thing is, Bob, it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.
Bob Porter: Don’t… don’t care?
Peter Gibbons: It’s a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don’t see another dime, so where’s the motivation? And here’s something else, Bob: I have eight different bosses right now.
Bob Slydell: I beg your pardon?
Peter Gibbons: Eight bosses.
Bob Slydell: Eight?
Peter Gibbons: Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That’s my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.
“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice…”
“HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF?”
“You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?”
Pete: There are five different types of chairs in this hotel room.
Ben Stone: That’s way too many chairs for one room!
“Tastes like a rainbow.”
Pete: There are five different types of chairs in this hotel room.
Ben Stone: That’s way too many chairs for one room!
“Tastes like a rainbow.”
